You know that one tool in your security stack? The one you'd "accidentally" trip over and unplug if you could? The one that produces more noise than a toddler with a drum set? Yeah. We're here to talk about that. For decades, Data Loss Prevention has been the butt of the joke. It's the smoke alarm that goes off every time you make toast - all noise, no signal, and everyone just ends up waving a towel at it. So, we're here to fix it. And in true startup fashion, we're saying we're in "stealth" while posting on the world's largest professional network. (We know, we know. Just go with it.) We're Jazz. And we believe the answer isn't more rules, but more rhythm. We're building a DLP that actually understands context, speaks human, and can tell the difference between a cat picture and a catastrophe. Follow along for the memes, the commentary, and the eventual reveal of a DLP you might not actually hate. It's time for the new era of DLP.